Finally thought of a comeback for an argument from three years ago

Watching the waiter walk past my table with the fries I wanted

My dog really thinks he pays the rent around here

Finishing a good book and remembering I actually have to live my life now

I'm not saying it was aliens but look at the stache

Me and the gps are officially not on speaking terms anymore

Currently moving to a new country because i liked a post from 2014

My skin seeing a 100 dollar serum and deciding to breakout anyway

Staring at the router like it’s going to fix itself if i look hard enough

Watching the intern suggest something that would get us all fired