Thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just want snacks and naps.
Bong guy
Impressions: 29 $0.04 USD
Comments: 0 18 Sep 2024 - 09:19
Walking past the fridge and pretending you didn’t hear it call you? That’s real strength.
CATZILLA
Impressions: 29 $0.04 USD
Comments: 1 18 Sep 2024 - 10:12
I don’t mean to brag, but I can forget what I was doing in record time.
Hog rider
Impressions: 24 $0.04 USD
Comments: 0 18 Sep 2024 - 09:51
My wallet is like an onion: every time I open it, I cry a little more.
Pink panther
Impressions: 30 $0.04 USD
Comments: 2 18 Sep 2024 - 09:42
I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. Can’t have that.
Somoy
Impressions: 36 $0.04 USD
Comments: 0 18 Sep 2024 - 09:28
The first five days after the weekend are the toughest. But then, it’s the weekend again.
Somoy
Impressions: 38 $0.04 USD
Comments: 2 18 Sep 2024 - 09:27
I didn’t lose my mind. It’s just taking an extended coffee break.
Somoy
Impressions: 35 $0.04 USD
Comments: 0 18 Sep 2024 - 09:28
Dear sleep, I was wrong. Please take me back. I’ve changed.
Somoy
Impressions: 36 $0.04 USD
Comments: 0 18 Sep 2024 - 09:28
Doing nothing is harder than it looks. How do you know when you’re done?
Somoy
Impressions: 36 $0.04 USD
Comments: 1 18 Sep 2024 - 09:29
I don’t need motivation. I need snacks. And maybe a nap.
Bong guy
Impressions: 28 $0.04 USD
Comments: 1 18 Sep 2024 - 09:18
Trying to work while daydreaming about pizza. Priorities, right?
Bong guy
Impressions: 28 $0.04 USD
Comments: 0 18 Sep 2024 - 09:19
My relationship with Mondays? It’s complicated. Mostly hate.
Bong guy
Impressions: 27 $0.04 USD
Comments: 1 18 Sep 2024 - 09:20
Being an adult is just convincing yourself that everything’s fine while it slowly crumbles.
Bong guy
Impressions: 27 $0.04 USD
Comments: 0 18 Sep 2024 - 09:19
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness clearly never ordered pizza delivery.
Funny guy
Impressions: 29 $0.04 USD
Comments: 0 18 Sep 2024 - 13:23
I told myself I’d start working out. Then Monday showed up, and I ghosted it.
Memer Johnny
Impressions: 30 $0.04 USD
Comments: 0 18 Sep 2024 - 11:10
My favorite hobby? Eating. My least favorite? Regretting it immediately after.
Memer Johnny
Impressions: 30 $0.04 USD
Comments: 0 18 Sep 2024 - 11:10