Me after I played my phone for 8 HOURS:
Raj
Impressions: 16 $0.04 USD
Comments: 0 15 Sep 2024 - 12:02
I heard that if you show a Little Ass, you get more likes.
Raj
Impressions: 17 $0.04 USD
Comments: 0 15 Sep 2024 - 12:03
When I see people come into my job for
interviews
interviews
Raj
Impressions: 17 $0.04 USD
Comments: 0 15 Sep 2024 - 12:04
Perfectly timing your popcorn for the movie feels like a superpower
Funny guy
Impressions: 16 $0.04 USD
Comments: 0 15 Sep 2024 - 12:22
Planning to be productive, but somehow procrastinating turns into a full-time job
Funny guy
Impressions: 16 $0.04 USD
Comments: 0 15 Sep 2024 - 12:23
Winning the last slice of pizza feels like achieving true victory in life
Funny guy
Impressions: 16 $0.04 USD
Comments: 0 15 Sep 2024 - 12:24
Wondering how your phone storage is 90% memes and screenshots… but not regretting a thing
Funny guy
Impressions: 15 $0.04 USD
Comments: 0 15 Sep 2024 - 12:24
Knowing you’re late but trying to look calm and collected, like time itself doesn’t apply to you
Funny guy
Impressions: 15 $0.04 USD
Comments: 0 15 Sep 2024 - 12:24
The pure joy of not needing an alarm tomorrow is what dreams are made of
Funny guy
Impressions: 16 $0.04 USD
Comments: 0 15 Sep 2024 - 12:22
Rehearsing what you’re going to say on the phone like it’s opening night of a Broadway play
Miner
Impressions: 16 $0.04 USD
Comments: 1 15 Sep 2024 - 13:08
Enjoying the weekend but already mentally preparing for Monday like a true adult
Miner
Impressions: 16 $0.04 USD
Comments: 0 15 Sep 2024 - 13:08
Realizing your favorite jeans have “shrunk” and by shrunk, I mean it’s clearly the dryer’s fault
Miner
Impressions: 16 $0.04 USD
Comments: 0 15 Sep 2024 - 13:08
Lying in bed, debating if you should actually get up… spoiler alert: you won’t
Miner
Impressions: 15 $0.04 USD
Comments: 0 15 Sep 2024 - 13:08
Treating yourself to dessert because surviving the day deserves a reward
Miner
Impressions: 15 $0.04 USD
Comments: 0 15 Sep 2024 - 13:09
Feeling personally attacked when your favorite snack gets discontinued like the universe is conspiring against you
Miner
Impressions: 15 $0.04 USD
Comments: 0 15 Sep 2024 - 13:09
Me after accidentally pressing call when i'm reading old chats:
Ethan
Impressions: 14 $0.04 USD
Comments: 0 15 Sep 2024 - 12:08