bullets only do their jobs after they’re fired…

just rewrote History

Movie logic

everyone is a blogger

Spiderman: not coming home

This Why I Stop Putting Spaghetti In The Refrigerator

Hope no one saw that

she got all money

I am clingy

POV you are a baby

Me vs. My Alarm

When You Try to Eat Healthy

Introverts After Socializing for 4 Minutes

Me: I’ll Sleep Early Tonight

Group Projects Be Like

Bank Account After One Fun Weekend

Because I live on the edge.

the flat sun theory

When your smoothie costs $14

“Just be yourself” they said.