Honey what should I wear tonight?

My girlfriend has been on this planet for over 20 year

What population is an odd number

Any thoughts of suicide or hurting yourself?

Jake Paul after beating a senior citizen in a staged

Men's revenge:

Designers when a company hires another designer

Jeff I think you should play the role of my father

This is what a human hand looks like under a microscope

Me: has food My dog: That's normally wild af:

My nose every night

When you say LMAO too much

Ehh good enough

You are so cute 🤧

Having the TV volume as an odd number

I can't fix the printer

Waiting for some stranger to arrive because my wife decided to risk mu life by selling our toaster on Facebook marketplace for $4

Have you ever been so stressed that relaxing makes you more stressed because You're not working on what's making you stressed?

The urge to just give up and go to the military

The urge to just give up and go to the military