Hey Google, How Do I Hack?

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He's not light skin, he is ...

Someone just ordered a rat using Doordash :)

What does a guy have to do around here to get a hug?

Google is gay ...

Remember to ...

When I realize that 120% is 120% ...

Where is the love for PP?

Google every once in a while ...

Why not both?

People before and after someone takes their own life ...

Nah

Pencils snap during their big moment.

Mirrors smirk when nobody’s looking.

Clouds block the sun like jealous siblings.

Waves clap sarcastically at the shore.

Birds chirp like unpaid alarm clocks.

Towels refuse to dry on cold mornings.

Socks hide just before big meetings.