me already mad:

From kitchen maybe

Sharing violations

you’ve been on mute the whole Zoom call.

Can you relate?

Failure

She ain't happy for real

Never realized how tall and buff Travis Scott is

Bro meet his hero but

Am I handsome?

Funny face

When you hear your name in a conversation you weren’t part of

I look funny

I am celebrity

She meant: not with you.

When your shampoo says "Repairs damage" but you're still broken on the inside

Zoom camera turns on

Trying to be cute

When you say something dumb

How dads look at the grill on 4th of July