Epic alignment

Sir you better put me down

Hope no one saw that

I am clingy

POV you are a baby

Me trying to flirt:

When I hear a notification but it’s from a game ad

My phone: 1% battery

When I say “Let’s hang out soon”

Me: opens fridge for no reason

When autocorrect changes “yeah” to “yeet”

When you stub your toe at night

Guys packing their own lunch like

everyone is a blogger

Spiderman: not coming home

When You Try to Eat Healthy

Introverts After Socializing for 4 Minutes

Me: I’ll Sleep Early Tonight

Group Projects Be Like

Bank Account After One Fun Weekend