Me at 5am, pretending I’m a morning person.


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MOM: ‘You used to love this!’
ME: ‘Yeah well, I was young and impressionable…’
ME: ‘Yeah well, I was young and impressionable…’


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Me now: lights out by 9, fully embracing adulting.


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Risking extinction just to win an argument.


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Praying he doesn’t call me an idiot sandwich.


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My bladder waits for lights out like it’s showtime.


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