Me as a fish

Shakiras hips testing lie defector

How was my ex guys?

Me hiding my feelings for my crush

Blade's baby brother Butter knife

Delulu people

Me at 5am, pretending I’m a morning person.

MOM: ‘You used to love this!’
ME: ‘Yeah well, I was young and impressionable…’

Me now: lights out by 9, fully embracing adulting.

Braver than the Marines, honestly.

Risking extinction just to win an argument.

Yikes!

Praying he doesn’t call me an idiot sandwich.

New album, new shade, who dis?

My bladder waits for lights out like it’s showtime.

I like the second one

Pedri Bellingham

If she has double standards

sleeping while reading

Running from ex