Eye balls are larger than life

Fire me boss i dare you

No way they actually made a movie all about "combing of hair" starring Keanu Reeves

When movie fails at box office am called to explain how and why the movie fail.... Impossible.

Reading between the lines for the first time be like:(

My special calling technique: "Hidden-face-no-jutsu"

The loudest student in the class is the silent one

ME: "I don't undertand how it all happened"

Babies at age 5

Mind blown