Say hello to my little friend!

I am heading for a cliff and I can't stop

they already making wedding plans i swear

this is the peak baby body, you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

I went to the bathroom and escaped through the window, without my shoes!

I'd sooner stab my self with a fork then let them have it

It's Destroy your D1ck December after all

Binge it rn so we can talk about it!

Woke up motivated as heck for some unknown reason

just like Jesus, a meme arises, makes ppl happy, dies, and is resurrected 3 years later

Lower being should know their place... *cough cough* until i want a head scratch

you worse at making memes than politicians

long enough to reproduce anyway

i spoiled him rotten and now he knows i'll share if he begs long enough :,(

It's ok, i can just not sleep...right, right?

lose a match, smash the keyboard, delete the game, go buy a new keyboard, reinstall the game, play a new match, rinse and repeat

gained a lot of weight during the holidays :S, finally time to shed that winter isolation as warmer days are coming

proud of her own handywork lol

and then it turns out the dog is extroverted and goes toward the crowd and you're all alone on the floor, feeling awkward af

Went for a low risk, low return investment, lost half my money instead :D