Life goals include avoiding meetings forever

I wear socks like they’re armor.

I nap like deadlines aren’t real.

I reply “haha” because therapy’s expensive.

I scroll like the answer is just… further down.

I laugh at awkward silences to fill them

I vibe harder than my playlist.

I blink at drama till it goes away.

I ghost Mondays with professional skill.

I snack like I’m solving mysteries.

I blink at life like it owes me context.

I laugh at my own typing errors like plot twists.

I scroll like tomorrow’s canceled.

I sleep to dodge tomorrow.

I ghost bad moods with better snacks.

I vibe in pajamas like royalty.

I snack like deadlines aren’t real.

I blink dramatically at my responsibilities

I live between group chat notifications and snack crumbs.

I pretend to listen while my brain plays music.