Cheese vanishes while eyes are closed.

Birds audition for morning news.

I give main character energy in my dreams

My brain took a personal day

I snack in slow motion for drama.

I cancel alarms with confidence.

This is my attempt face

Going outside is expensive. I prefer indoor poverty.

I say “maybe” to every decision ever.

I multitask overthinking and snack planning.

I wear hoodies as emotional support systems.

I scroll like I’m trying to delete reality.

I have trust issues with phone batteries.

I ghosted an email thread and never came back.

I take breaks from my break.

I go outside only when snacks run out.

I accept chaos but decorate it nicely.

I sigh like it’s a love language.

I talk in group chats but vanish solo.

I snack like I’m solving world peace.