When the teacher says “pop quiz” and the room goes silent.

When you step on something wet with socks on.

When you walk past your crush and forget how to function.

When you rehearse what to say but forget it mid-sentence.

When someone’s walking too close behind you and you start speed-walking.

When you pretend to be asleep so you don’t have to answer the door.

When your laugh is funnier than the joke.

When you check the mirror before a selfie like it’ll help.

When the tea is hot and not yours.

When your phone falls face down but somehow survives.

When you nap too hard and forget the year.

When you're sad, but still funny.

When you get asked for a favor and immediately regret saying yes.

When you hear a joke and instantly try to steal it.

When someone says "don’t laugh," and now you can’t stop.

When you walk into a room and forget why you’re there.

When you say "just one more episode" and three hours go by.

When you open the fridge and forget what you wanted to get.

When you wake up before your alarm and feel betrayed.

When you forget how to socialize mid-conversation.