When your laugh is funnier than the joke.

When you check the mirror before a selfie like it’ll help.

When the tea is hot and not yours.

When your phone falls face down but somehow survives.

When you nap too hard and forget the year.

When you're sad, but still funny.

When you get asked for a favor and immediately regret saying yes.

When you hear a joke and instantly try to steal it.

When someone says "don’t laugh," and now you can’t stop.

When you walk into a room and forget why you’re there.

When you say "just one more episode" and three hours go by.

When you open the fridge and forget what you wanted to get.

When you wake up before your alarm and feel betrayed.

When you forget how to socialize mid-conversation.

When your favorite series ends and you feel empty.

When your shoe makes a fart noise and you try to recreate it.

When you finally sneeze after trying for 5 minutes.

When your food arrives and it’s not what you expected.

When you realize it’s time to grow up but you don't want to.

When the pizza delivery guy finally shows up.