When you walk into a room and immediately forget why.

When the free trial ends and your soul leaves your body.

When you spend 30 minutes choosing a show and then don’t watch it.

When someone says “trust me” and chaos follows.

When you realize the “quick nap” was actually 4 hours.

When you survive the week without yelling at anyone.

When your "5-minute break" turns into 2 hours.

When you hear your voice on video and cringe into the void.

When your phone dies and you’re forced to live in reality.

When someone asks if you’re okay and you almost cry.

When the group chat’s lit but you're too tired to reply.

When you get a compliment and don’t know what to do with it.

When you text someone and immediately regret it.

When you eat one healthy meal and expect abs.

When the Zoom call is lagging and you just smile awkwardly.

When you close a door too hard during an argument.

When you remember something embarrassing from 7th grade.

When you finally get a compliment and don't know what to do.

When you find a meme that perfectly explains your life.

When you realize you can’t quit because you need money.