I thought growing up meant answers. Turns out it means bills.

Current status: Mentally buffering.

When your Wi-Fi stops working and you meet your family again.

They say “don’t look back”—unless you're checking if your anxiety followed.

Nothing humbles you like front camera on accident.

That feeling when the internet lags and you remember nature exists.

Tried being productive today. Accidentally napped aggressively.

Out of office but still emotionally unavailable.

Asked for peace. Got group chats and deadlines instead.

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just time traveling very slowly.

When the group project is due and you’re the only one who showed up.

Trust issues started when cartoons showed people living in pineapples.

My diet starts after I finish these fries.

I bond better with memes than humans.

I walk into rooms and forget my purpose.

My dreams are sponsored by overthinking.

I write essays in my head during arguments.

I believe in naps more than horoscopes.

My spirit animal is a low battery icon.

My hobbies include overthinking and snack hoarding.