When you don’t study but still pray for a miracle.

When your cat knocks something off the table and stares at you.

When you forget someone’s name mid-conversation.

When someone replies with a thumbs up and you feel disrespected.

When you're eating healthy and dream about pizza.

When you type “LOL” but your face is blank.

When you try to nap but your brain starts narrating your trauma.

When you eat healthy once and expect a six-pack.

When someone breathes near you while you’re already annoyed.

When you trip but try to play it off cool.

When your friend says “don’t be mad” and you're already mad.

When you step on something wet while wearing socks.

When someone calls you while you’re watching TikTok.

When you try to be productive but YouTube wins.

When your favorite outfit is dirty and it ruins your day.

When you flex too hard and pull a muscle.

When you think you're the main character walking down the street.

When you open a bag of chips and it’s all air.

When you panic because you left your phone somewhere — but it’s in your pocket.

When you avoid drama but drama finds you.