I vibe in silence and hide in WiFi

I keep my circle tiny and my snacks big

I run on low battery and bad decisions

I love peace but attract drama

My favorite exercise is none

I don’t skip leg day I skip all days

I laugh at my own bad decisions.

I reply late and act innocent.

I nap like my bed holds secrets.

I ghost chores like an expert magician.

I scroll to avoid scrolling my own mind.

I snack to cope, and it works

I vibe with rain and empty snack bags.

I schedule feelings but cancel last minute.

I avoid deep talks by blinking dramatically.

I binge shows like I’m solving world peace.

I stretch once and call it character development.

I vibe in corners like I’m paid for it.

I scroll so long the phone battery files a complaint.

I organize chaos alphabetically in my mind.