When you leave the house and instantly regret it.

When you start telling a story and forget what it was about.

When the teacher asks a question and you avoid eye contact.

When you finish your food and instantly want more.

When you say something weird and immediately regret it.

When you hear your alarm and want to fight it.

When you try to sleep but your brain hits “play all.”

When you say “yes” and regret it instantly.

When you clean one thing and feel like you deserve a reward.

When you pretend to text to avoid small talk.

“I’m not late. Everyone else is early.”

When you walk outside and instantly regret not checking the weather.

When someone says "it’ll be fun" and it's pure chaos.

When you accidentally like a 3-year-old post.

When you finish your coffee but you're still tired.

When you put your phone down and instantly pick it up again.

When you realize you’ve been arguing with yourself for 10 minutes.

When you accidentally hit "reply all" at work.

When you sit in a weird way and regret it immediately.

When you see your reflection and rethink everything.