When you're 100% sure you forgot something, but can't remember what.

When you sneeze so hard you temporarily lose control of life.

When the vending machine eats your money.

When you rewatch the same show and still act surprised.

When the party’s fun but you’re ready to go home.

When you pretend to be okay but blink twice too long.

“good morning” before coffee.

When you hear a sound in the house and instantly turn into a detective.

When you say "I'll just rest my eyes" and wake up three hours later.

When you check your phone for a notification and there’s nothing.

When you see the notification for a meeting, but you’re not in the mood.

When you finish a show and feel an emptiness you can’t explain.

When the song hits harder than expected.

When you finally find a comfy sleeping position.

When your stomach growls louder than your voice.

When you pretend you’re listening but you zoned out 5 minutes ago.

When your card declines and you fake shock.

When you realize you left your headphones at home.

When your pet judges your life choices.

When you walk into a room and forget why you came in.