When someone opens your fridge like they pay rent.

When you send a risky message and stare at your phone like it owes you answers.

When you catch feelings and immediately regret it.

When your “funny” story gets no laughs and now you're just standing there.

When the microwave hits 1 second and you stop it like a bomb defusal.

When someone claps while talking and now it’s a fight.

When your song comes on and you're suddenly in a music video.

When someone says “just be yourself” but you’re not sure who that is today.

When your pet ignores you and suddenly you feel rejected.

When the teacher erases the board too fast and you're still on the title.

When the barber spins you around and it’s not giving what it was supposed to give.

When you’re trying to be productive but your blanket holds you hostage.

When you open the fridge for the fifth time like something new will appear.

When someone says “you look tired” and you weren’t even tired.

When you accidentally like their 2016 photo at 2AM.

When you pretend to be shocked by drama you secretly started.

When your pet ignores you after you’ve done everything for them.

When you're broke but still acting like a food critic.

When the waiter says "enjoy your meal" and you say "you too."

When your friend takes an ugly picture of you and loves it.