🔥 "I put the ‘hot’ in ‘hot mess.’"

😂 "Flirting in 2025: Sending memes and hoping they fall in love."

💋 "I don’t chase… I attract (except for pizza, I’ll chase that)."

🔥 "Me: ‘I’m an angel 😇’
Also me: Sends the most unholy text at 2 AM"

😏 "Flirting with me is like dealing with WiFi… strong signal but no connection.

💋 "They say confidence is attractive, so here I am… being a whole snack."

"That moment when your favorite character dies… AGAIN." 💀💔

"Me: One more episode before bed … Sun rises 😵"

"When you finally catch up on sleep… but it's Monday again." 😭