A lie is the truth, embellished

"Live life to the fullest!" they say while you're busy surviving

"United we stand!" shout those who divide power

The world is a beautiful place. If you're rich.

"Be yourself!" but not too weird

"Work hard and you'll succeed," said the millionaire who inherited their fortune.

When you realize tomorrow is a day off, and you don't have to set an alarm!

Politicians promise mountains of gold, then wonder why people ask where the gold is

Inflation grows faster than my salary. They call it "economic growth."

"Freedom of speech" means you can say anything, as long as it doesn't offend the wealthy

My favorite color is the color of money

I'm too lazy to be lazy.

My diet consists of breakfast, lunch and dinner.

I would say that I am perfect, but no one is perfect.

I'm not lazy, I'm in power saving mode

Life is short, eat dessert first

When the circus becomes the state, and clowns are the main actors

Clown on the throne: comedy or tragedy?

guarding my fridge

Cat