💅 "I bring the heat, but I also bring snacks—balance is key."

😜 "Flirting in 2025: Sends meme instead of pickup line"

🔥 "Me: Wakes up
The world: Blessed again with this level of hotness"

💋 "I don’t chase… I attract. But if you’re hot, I might jog a little."

😏 "Texting me is risky… you might just fall in love."

“Life’s too short for basic—get your girls milk fanny on!”

😎 "Them: Be yourself!
Me: gets blocked instantly"

😆 "Me: Trying to sleep
Brain: Remember that embarrassing thing you did in 2012?"

🔥 "Me trying to flirt: ‘So… do you like bread?’"

🤣 "When you accidentally like their post from 2013… now you gotta change your name and move to another country."