Benefits of Dating Me

I am vengeance

you are golden

Old tv

the gorilla watching 100 Dudes get out they cars

you don't know me

Sylvester Thebone and Thin Diesel

modernity

mustache with beard

you gotta lock in

You bet not throw that at me

That one FB friend that only pops up to disagree with you

100 man vs 1 gorilla

She is great cook

pretending to be sick

impressing crush

but no brain

These days

Me,to the snake before I kill it

Thought about buying socks. Didn’t even say it out loud.