you show up with a whole bearded dude on your shorts

with 17 printed screenshots

when mom forces you into an outfit and

this finna be a documentary

of your nightmares

into your ring camera like

i’m built different

i’m built different blud

Googling the answer and pretending I knew it all along

DAD JOKES

come out the oven

both hands and legs to show it

steals your favourite toy again

realize gravity is NOT your friend

Knock sometihng

knees sound like bubble wrap

is their idea of payback

ignored

drawing and suddenly it's 'modern art

but you hear a crack and you just have to investigate