Who's cat does this?

PTO means prepare the outrage when I'm gone

The official juice of bad decisions

Manifesting my financial anxiety into reality

Mother Nature's dad joke phase

Natures most reliable alarm clock is pee

Girls are very lucky

The art of the petty discount

This is how I have fun on my day off

I love this two only and all others are fake friends

This my financial condition

Trying hard to stay normal

I am gay

All my Facebook friends are pregnant now

This is natural for me

Red bull is my girlfriend

My brain buffering when asked a simple questions

Healthcare professionals hate this one simple breakfast trick

The only creature in this house that truly gets enough sleep

My birth certificate just got an update