Already exhausted from just thinking about work

Out like a light with my eyes open

Melting like a popsicle in hell

Financial Voltron forming against my will

Bad decisions look cute in ink

Emergency gossip session activated

Every time I start my diet, McDonald's drops a new burger

My bed and I have an unbreakable bond

This is normal thing with me

My tummy becomes a balloon

I was wrong, Life is hard

As a introvert I be like

This is how 2025 is going

My friends are ridiculous

What about you?

I feel super gay

Me having a deep moment about why I pay taxes

Me trying to adult and maintain composure

Warning bells ringing in my head like church chimes

The only difference is the bus fare