Bigfoot walked so Patterson could lie

Dangerously based

Life is just Minecraft on hardcore mode

Bruh

Claws

Friday night vs Sunday morning is a crime scene shift

great prank for Monday at work

Finally... open world chess is real

Me outside the apartment complex with Narcan like a Batman villain

Got a 'bitching fee' for speaking facts. Capitalism wins again

An ice cream cone

Air fryer revealing your culinary crimes

French kids in the 50s casually sipping wine at school

Me casually dropping trauma and saying it happens

I laughed out loud when I found this in my playthrough

Find someone who looks at you like this pupper looks at his human

Me in the energy drink aisle pretending it's a potion shop

Butthurt

If that's moon then what is that producing lights and shadows

Greece and Turkey joining NATO like it’s couple’s therapy