I love biscuits and gravy

Born to vibe, forced to respond to Slack messages

dog saw you on Skype and had an emotional breakdown

Guy had a second face that whispered horrors, still more chill than my group chat

me 5 minutes after coffee trying to teleport to Saturn

too sleepy to pee, too full to sleep the curse begins

My kettle just dropped its debut Foo Fighters album

Edwardian motor dusters went harder than they had to

many such cases

Tease

I hate it when this happens

Mechanic meme dump, fuck you...

Save image as... pain

whoever made LEGO fire walk is going straight to the void

Mediterranean joy vs Slavic despair speedrun

accidentally paid for ChatGPT twice and it wrote me a refund poem

This sticky note's been haunting the teacher lounge for a year

Vatican choosing a new pope in 2 days while I can't pick nuggets vs fries

Trained my replacement and watched him burn it all down

I want them now