Ninja turtles

they be ragging

No fear. Only 40 years of fertility and then you can work through menopause.

They sure don't give you a two weeks notice when they let you go

Maybe it’s a knock off

Metal toxicity

The way this guy looks is anyone suprised

Mosquito Coil

try melatonin. The dreams are outrageous

Me leaving the bathroom after spraying my perfume & now it smells like Shitoria Secret

Lmfao

well bad religion was kinda good even if bad english is too fresh off da boat 4you. oh sollleee, tai mai shu says azn pride!

me

Silly but funny

hard time

yup

Sir, that there is Mallard.

meh

Melted havarti cheese, bacon, ranch

McLaughlin