They ask for too much

I used A.N.T. Farm characters to make this because I felt like it

You should try their donut holes

Me starting🥺

My daughter made a meme

It’s never enough

We fucked up BAD

Kid asked about dark humor and got trauma instead

never thought a sleepy glass frog would break me

Searching for that signature ‘drunk uncle’ smell Walgreens has all of your fragrance needs

when you wake up tied and see the CIA planting props

Louder than the thunderbox

Oy, you got a permit for that tv

I hate fast food

sleep tight knowing your 40‑year‑old ass ain’t getting drafted

my dog mike is dramatic and daycare just confirmed it

True...

Too little too late in science

white smoke from tel aviv indicates that a new epstein has been elected

Took a cat pic. Beefed it up