Nice

New record 0 days without leaking classified stuff in Signal

He wore a bow tie at the funeral because she always tied them for him

Balrog’s POV got him by the ankle

Cheese is milk bread. Beer is liquid bread. I need a minute.

Common sense.

1,2,3,4,5,5,5,5,5,4

Gamers complain about ping while NASA operates a rover on Mars

I can read the last message and it said

Reassurance

BREAKING Trump declares himself Pope. Claims he's the best at poping

Scored a goal. Waitwaitwait

thank you my love

Setting up skyrim mods takes forever but damn is it worth it.

Everything is permitted, you say

My cat has never lied to me

Trying to date while mentally unwell should be an Olympic sport

I hate how accurate is this... because 2014 is one of the worst year in my life...

Met Vance. Died the next day. Sometimes fate be like that

umm it stopped working