Me after i cleaned my room

Me:l'm shy
Me as soon as that one song start
playing

No matter how broke I am
As long as I have food and data
everything is okay.

When you see photos of yourself from 5 years ago

Me when someone tries to tell me how to live my life:

Nobody:
me: "just one more episode"

Old clothes of my ex:

When you google something to support your argument and realize you're wrong

Me watching everybody eat the food I cooked
I be so proud

When she has better memes than you and wants some booty

When your uber driver makes an awfu joke but you gotta laugh so he doesn't kidnap your ass

When you smell a certain type of alcohol and it reminds you of a time you almost died

When your WiFi is down for ten minutes

When you have no idea
what you are doing but
your just happy to help

Local dog follows Google Map snapper
and ends up appearing in 1000s of photos.

Me on the first day of my new diet..

you could fit ten, fifteen henchmen in this bad boy.easy

Don't know why but the last
one looks so relatable

When you're trying to remember what you just remembered 4 seconds ago

Cheers to us who are short tempered But still manage to be kind to everyone!