bro stole my card just to meet my overdraft

And the water bottle

No the final stage is when you realize

never apologize for your masculinity

valorant skin economy just running on fake flirt energy now

Introverts get pushed to socialize but extroverts never get told to shut up. Why tho

Company rage-quits Tesla fleet over Elon Musk

life lesson delivered by a muddy sign

The Geneva Checklist

chimpanzini bananini... we are not ready for this power

June got more Mondays than actual weeks

TV for 10 hours fine. games for 10 seconds call the priest

Baby Smaug before he got big

Steve crafts an empire but can't tie paper with string

Omaha flipped because people care more about potholes than pee

earth panda, sea panda, sky panda, ice panda assemble

Quit job, delete ex, reinstall Steam... rebirth complete

become cannon fodder for the elites

Step 1 Gun. Step 2 Bon appétit

Menstruating