When it's finally Friday but then you remember you have to work on the weekend

Don't worry, they said they'll only be a minute.

Me pretending to be shocked by another useless iPhone feature

When your barber takes 'razor sharp' a bit too seriously.

Me trying to stay positive after spilling coffee on my white shirt

Me, when my friends ask for relationship advice

Your reaction when someone asks if you're done with your report that's due in an hour.

When you're watching a nature documentary and the predator catches the cute animal

When you're asked about the plot of the movie you claimed to have watched.

Me, when I see someone touch their computer screen with Cheeto fingers