When someone asks if I'm going to share my dessert

WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO DODGE RESPONSIBILITIES LIKE

THE FACE I MAKE WHEN I SEE MY REFLECTION ON THE BLACK SCREEN DURING A LOADING PAUSE

WHEN YOU CATCH YOUR PET STARING AT YOU WITH THAT I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LOOK

When you see the stack of laundry waiting to fold.

When you go online searching for love but get viruses

When you realize your fly wardrobe ain't working for you.

When you've been at work for only an hour but it feels like a whole day.

When you're asked to explain why you're still wearing your pajamas at 4 PM

The face you make when you hear your own stomach growl during a quiet exam.