When your in-laws say they're staying for the weekend.

When life hits you with unexpected bills again

When you find out you've been wearing it wrong all along!

When you realize adulthood is just a never-ending laundry cycle."

Me at work on Monday morning, afternoon, and evening

When you hear your phone battery at 1% mid-call

Me pretending to care about adulting responsibilities for the day.

When your boss says, 'We have another meeting after this

When your boss catches you applying for a new job.

When you check the fridge and
find it empty again

Me trying to understand my own
life choices like

When you hear your bank
account balance at the ATM.

When you run out of hot water mid-shower

When you find out the shampoo bottle is empty again

When you realize you forgot your towel mid-shower!

When your boss finds out you finished all the donuts.

When you regret wearing a suit to a buffet dinner.

When you need a mental health day but end up drama queen of the office.

When you call your boss to fake
being sick...and fail!

When your boss calls you on
your day off!