When someone tells you they're the 'cool grandpa' now.

When they ask for my ID... like I age?

When you realize you've been the family joker all along

When your grandpa forgets he's a grandpa at the club

When your grandkids ask for life advice, just say 'Nap!

When the spices hit harder than your mama's chancla!

When someone takes the last slice of pizza without asking!

Me trying to stay calm in rush hour traffic like

Me explaining technology to my parents for the 100th time.

When the delivery guy forgets the extra dipping sauce!

When I see my coworker's dramatic office meltdown during ZOOM.

When the boss leaves early and you can finally breathe!

Me watching everyone panicking while I left for vacation.

When you're overwork but remember it's payday tomorrow.

When you finally find out Karen took the day off!

When your boss says you're getting an extra day off!

Me trying to act surprised when I know the gossip

When you try to hold in a sneeze in church.

When you hear a noise at night, but you're nosy

When your crush walks by and you forget how to human.