"This is me pretending to know what's going on in life."

"Me living my best life with $3.28 in my bank account."

"Manifesting millionaire vibes while chilling for free."

"The ultimate form of self-care: Doing nothing."

"When the sun is shining, and you pretend your problems don't exist."

"That moment you realize adulting isn't for you."

"When you bring 'business casual' energy to the beach."

"Me after doing the bare minimum all day."

"Monday mornings vs. Friday afternoons."

"When your friends invite you out but you're broke, so you just vibe."