cleaning supplies

That moment when your phone dies and you’re forced to talk to people in real life

When you Google something for the 10th time

When you’re trying to be productive,

you start a new hobby with enthusiasm

you’ve been saying someone’s name wrong for YEARS.

Why do socks disappear?

disappointed

you forget you're in public for a moment.

no one’s been listening.

GPS tells you to turn left but you’re already too far down the road to listen

Pizza is just an open-faced sandwich

Birthdays: nature’s way of telling you to

Nothing feels longer than the ‘skip ad’

When you clean your phone screen

Technically, ‘not yet’ is a valid answer to

Elevators:

Coincidence? Probably not

Coincidence? Probably not

Coincidence? Probably not