When you hear someone call your name but no one is there.

When you hear your alarm go off and you just went to bed.

When you finally meet someone who actually gets your jokes

When the 'helpful' advice only made things worse.

That moment you hear the treat bag crinkle.

When you see your boss walking towards your desk

Your's cat 😁
#funny

suddenly have a god complex

someone says “you look tired”

like I run the fitness industry

have credits rolling at the end

who always got “business” calls

while binge-watching reality TV

is just creative problem-solving every day

I said I wasn’t that tired

AM like don’t ask questions just give me snacks

after one slightly mean comment

after hitting snooze 12 times

about a gift you didn't ask for

logs out for a while