Major trouble

Do you have trust issues?

perfect timing

When you accidentally open the front camera

When someone calls instead of texting

Which Gen are you?

Me every Monday:

Me: Starts diet

When you say 'I’ll be ready in 5 minutes'

That mini heart attack

Sometimes it is me

when your mom makes you walk around the store in your new shoes

That moment when you realize

Getting older

Me after socializing for 5 minutes:

Taking her seriously was your first mistake.

When your favorite snack

If you crash your car on purpose,

Why did the cookie go to the hospital?

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?