What did you call a woman who sleeps.....
A sleeptress

Every time parents forget to flogg their kids for bad behavior.
Young justice was served

Me on seeing my principal's well you know what I saw

Spider-Man; I just took a bike since my web spinner's fuel finish

Me any time some one say
"Hey, black boy!"

Me; "me...?, I'm not black!"

Me after coming in contact with a black belt karate champion

Who said it's water

When you go to sleep with dashy long hair but wake up bald....

The right man for America

I tried to high my volume on Christiano Ronaldo but instead I got a laughing Ronaldo

give up

I Feel Bad For You

I Feel Bad For You

I Feel Bad For You

I Feel Bad For You

Delicious!

I Feel Bad For You

Poop time!

Bills!

See again!