ma bad G

this is retardation

When your in-laws say they're staying for the weekend.

When life hits you with unexpected bills again

When you find out you've been wearing it wrong all along!

When you realize adulthood is just a never-ending laundry cycle."

Me at work on Monday morning, afternoon, and evening

When you hear your phone battery at 1% mid-call

Me pretending to care about adulting responsibilities for the day.

When your boss says, 'We have another meeting after this

When your boss catches you applying for a new job.

When you check the fridge and
find it empty again

Me trying to understand my own
life choices like

When you hear your bank
account balance at the ATM.

Where is my Burger ?

Cry more girls

New level unlocked

Blind walk

Be careful

Sorry karen