Fools ask me foolish questions

Come on girl

I am a unique person

Need ice

I zoom into memes like they’re life answers.

I tell stories with dramatic pauses and no endings.

I watch sunsets and forget who I owe replies.

I ghost guilt by distracting it with snacks.

I overthink like it’s a lifestyle subscription.

I dress for comfort and mental breakdowns.

I wave at pets like they’re royalty.

I live between naps and regrets.

I mute chats but keep lurking anyway.

I ghost my to-do list aggressively.

I sip coffee like it’s courage in a cup.

I snack like emotions are calories too.

I make playlists I never listen to.

I trust pets more than people.

I cancel alarms like they’re personal attacks.

I overthink like it pays rent.