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When the teacher asks a question and you avoid eye contact.

When you start telling a story and forget what it was about.

When you leave the house and instantly regret it.

When your hoodie becomes your entire personality.

When you're cold but refuse to get up for a blanket.

When someone starts drama and then acts innocent.

When the teacher says “pair up” and you instantly panic.

When you finally respond to a text and they reply instantly.

When your online persona is confident but you flinch when the toast pops.

When you finish a show and now you don’t know who you are anymore.

When you try to flirt but it comes out like a customer service script.

When you're happy but suspicious of why.

Chinese tech

Everyone: '5G is the future.'

Western companies: 'We invented foldable phones!'

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