When someone opens your fridge like they pay rent.

When you send a risky message and stare at your phone like it owes you answers.

When you catch feelings and immediately regret it.

When your “funny” story gets no laughs and now you're just standing there.

When the microwave hits 1 second and you stop it like a bomb defusal.

When someone claps while talking and now it’s a fight.

When your song comes on and you're suddenly in a music video.

When someone says “just be yourself” but you’re not sure who that is today.

When your pet ignores you and suddenly you feel rejected.

When the teacher erases the board too fast and you're still on the title.

When the barber spins you around and it’s not giving what it was supposed to give.

When you’re trying to be productive but your blanket holds you hostage.

When your favorite snack is gone and it’s a personal attack.

When the group project becomes your solo career.

When you try to flirt but come off as a confused potato.

When you laugh at your own joke before you even finish it.

When you reread your message 10 times before sending.

When someone says “calm down” and you do the opposite.

When your “5-minute break” becomes an hour-long disappearance.

When your phone dies and you feel emotionally abandoned.