When you open a message and mentally commit to replying “later.”

When you say “I’m done caring” but still refresh their profile every hour.

When you realize you’ve been talking to yourself for 20 minutes.

When your food falls and it becomes a 5-second race against gravity.

When you put your phone down and don’t know what to do with your hands.

When you hear a weird noise and immediately prepare for a ghost battle.

When your dog starts barking at the air and you just go with it.

When you pretend to be busy so you don’t have to help.

When your vibe gets interrupted and now you’re emotionally unavailable.

When your brain replays every awkward moment at 2am.

When you realize you’re the funny friend but also the most unhinged one.

When you survive Monday without crying.

When you text back instantly and they leave you on read.

When the coffee hits and your personality loads.

When your body wakes you up 5 minutes before your alarm just to hurt you.

When your pet does something weird and you realize you’re not the only unhinged one in the house.

When your playlist hits just right and you feel unstoppable.

When your phone is on 1% and you have no charger in sight.

When you open the fridge for the fifth time hoping food appears.

When the teacher says “pop quiz” and the room goes silent.