when the package thief gets arrested

No matter which way I turn the page it’s bad.

my last resort

It’s like I’m yelling into the void.

Well that escalated quickly

When they catch all the lies on my résumé

ominous little warning

Umm thank you?

I choose life.

It just needed more spices.

Adulting is going very well.

This is fine

My brain at 2 am…

I think I know what’s about to happen!

why I order online

Abolish doing laundry!

the pressure…

That 170k would be nice but…

I just need one thing!

Challenge accepted!