When Google rolls out a new update ...

When Google rolls out a new update ...

When newbie SEOs learn about Google algorithm ...

Google should make Kevin CEO

Google translate be like ...

They sneak on you like a thief in the night ...

They always find a way ...

before and after google update

When you rank vs when you don't ...

Google consumer index report ...

Woohoo!!!

Tip #7: Use exact match domains. Google does not read your titles. They read your domains, and mind. Be like Google :)

Tip #6: Add the work Ass everywhere. Google loves ass :)

Tip #5: Content is not important. You should be building backlinks. Even if it's to blank pages. People are always searching for nothing. Think about it.

Tip #4: Stay ahead of your competition by spamming their site

Tip #3: Send emails to everyone dead or alive. Sometimes dead people can give you backlinks. Just saying :)

Tip #2: Always create content for bots, not people. People won't make you rank, Google will.

Tip #1: Make sure to spam the web

When I am ranking on Bing but not on Google ...

In order to rank without backlinks you need to build backlinks :)